Mental Hospital : What time is it?

A man is strolling past the mental hospital and suddenly remembers
an important meeting.

Unfortunately, his watch has stopped, and he cannot tell if he is
late or not.

Then, he notices a patient similarly strolling about within the
hospital fence.

Calling out to the patient, the man says, "Pardon me, sir, but do
you have the time?"

The patient calls back, "One moment!" and throws himself upon the
ground, pulling out a short stick as he does.

He pushes the stick into the ground, and, pulling out a carpenter's
level, assures himself that the stick is vertical.

With a compass, the patient locates north and with a steel ruler,
measures the precise length of the shadow cast by the stick.

Withdrawing a slide rule from his pocket, the patient calculates
rapidly, then swiftly packs up all his tools and turns back to the
pedestrian, saying, "It is now precisely 3:29 pm, provided today is
August 16th, which I believe it is."

The man can't help but be impressed by this demonstration, and sets
his watch accordingly.

Before he leaves, he says to the patient, "That was really quite
remarkable, but tell me, what do you do on a cloudy day, or at night,
when the stick casts no shadow?"

The patient holds up his wrist and says, "I suppose I'd just look at
my watch."