Thirsty in Desert

Two guys are stranded in the desert dying of thirst. As they're walking
along they see a little shack. They run up to it and knock on the door.
This big, fat, hairy, smelly, ugly, lady answers. The first man tells
the lady about their situation and begs her for a drink.

The women says, "Sure, if you fuck me."

The first man replies, "I would rather die in this desert, then sleep
with your fat smelly ass."

The second man wants to live and agrees to do the deed. The second man
and the women enter the shack, leaving the first man outside. The women
says, "fuck me then!" The man agrees to do it only if she will close her
eyes. He looks around the shack and sees a table full of corn on the
cob. He picks one up, fucks her with it and throws it out the window.
The women opens her eyes and asks for it again.

The man agrees and repeats the deed. The women is finally satisfied and
agrees to give the gentleman and his friend some water. The man calls
his friend in and informs him that the women is going to give them some
water.

The friend replies, "Fuck the water, I want some more of that buttered
corn."