Price Tag Incident

A lady picked up several items at a discount store.
When she finally got up to the checker,
She learned that one of her items had no price tag.
Imagine her embarrassment when the checker got on
The intercom and boomed out for all the store to
Hear, "PRICE CHECK ON LANE THIRTEEN,TAMPAX, SUPER SIZE."

That was bad enough, but somebody at the rear of the
Store apparently misunderstood the word "Tampax" for
"THUMBTACKS."

In a business-like tone, a voice boomed back over
The intercom. "DO YOU WANT THE KIND YOU PUSH IN
WITH YOUR THUMB OR THE KIND YOU POUND IN WITH
A HAMMER?"